Blaja bahasa jepun 15 Januari, 2009
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01. Yang pemarah – KEIJI CACIMAKI
02. Yang suka berjimat – SAYORI SUKAMURA
03. Yang bisu – KIETA TADASORA
04. Yang suka makan nasi – NANACHi KASIBANYA
05. Yang suka layan blues – APO NADIKATO
06. Yang suka belajar – ASHIKO ULANGKAJI
07. Yang kerap bikin kacau – WAKASI HURUHARA
08. Yang sangat kedekut – MATIMATI TAMOKASI
09. Yang suka sangat tidur – ICHIBAN TIDOMATI
10. Yang suka mengintai – HINTAI AKOSUKA
11. Yang tua – TARAGIGI PADANMUKA
12. Yang kena tinggal bini – SUSAHATI BINILARI
13. Yang suka merempit – SAJA CARIMATI
14. Yang Lembab – AYUMI CIPUTBABI
15. Yang suka BERSUMPAH – SAIIFOOL BAUKARI
Perkataan ataupun nama yang terdapat di atas tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup atau yang mati. Kalau ada pun hanya kebetulan sahaja.
Lawak versi omputih plak 15 Januari, 2009
Posted by saiey in Jenaka.Tags: Jenaka, lawak
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1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.”
2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,”send me a brother”….
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”….
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, “Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means ‘Without
Information Fighting Everytime’!”
Wife replies, “No, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!”
4. Importance of a period
Teacher: “Do you know the importance of a period?”
Kid: “Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got a heart attack & our driver ran away.”
5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident and
confidential? “
Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over
there, is also my son, that’s confidential! “
6. Anger management?
Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you
control your anger?”
Wife: “I clean the toilet.”
Husband: “How does that help?”
Wife: “I use your toothbrush
saiey
